This Is Australia.

Toxic masculinity kills animals and almost always requires a women in proximity as a life ring while bobbing up and down in a very shallow culturally impoverished pool.

The Doodbro daddy a Cop, on his 18th the keg was the icon. His first root, his first trophy hunt, we already know his enriching male rites of passage celebrated on intoxicated hair of the dog three day benders eating nothing but steak and sauce leaving fist holes in the doors.

Perpetually left swiped, is his only familiar “oppression”. He will never fully understand the threat he poses to others, this is the engine of intergenerational colonial trauma purring like a kitten.

Angry white men of Australia;

Are. The. Fucking. Worst.